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OBAMA/ARENAS 2008 BLACK PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN T-SHIRTS

BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN T-SHIRT

OBAMA/ARENAS 2008 BLACK PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN T-SHIRTS


Check out the growing ranks of power-brokers who endorse the Obama/Arenas Black Presidential ticket!

  Agent Zero himself officially confirms!
  Wonkette and Time's Ana Marie Cox.
  Wash Post Sports Bog's Dan Steinberg
  Deadspin's Will Leitch!
  National Journal's The Hotline!
  Dan Shanoff compares Agent 0 and Sen. O!




GILBERT ARENAS BLING ZERO T-SHIRTS










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When Washington Wizards superstar Gilbert Arenas, who dubs himself "The Black President," first announced his plans for "The Takeover," he hinted that it might include an entry into politics

I want politicians coming to me and asking me for advice ... I know nothing about politics, but, hey. So if I can control the people in D.C., then they have to come talk to me.

and we wondered aloud how this would work:

"Would Gilbert flip his special coin and play "Two-Up" to decide the fate of condemned criminals?

Would Anthony Williams drop by to ask how to find the plasma grenades in HALO's Rolling Thunder level?

Would power brokers bring by rare Darvin Ham Talk n Text Phone Pals road jerseys to curry favor?

Would Senators visit Gilberts hyperbaric tent seeking wisdom, like Agent Zero was some sort of low-altitude oracle? Would they come into the tent and Gil's manservant Awvee storey asks them to remove their shirts out of respect and they would sit with Gilbert, and the air would be thick with Canadian hamburger but thin in oxygen, and then they would have to complete one piece of Gilberts giant jigsaw puzzle as an offering and then they would ask their question and Gilbert would pause and then utter cryptic proverbs with his eyes shut, like:

"you cant wake a person who is pretending to be asleep on the couch"

or

"Bambi! Quick! The Thicket!"

until a feeling of pure enlightenement and clarity moves over everyone, as their brains begin to asphyxiate, and two months later DC council breaks ground on dogs-only Metro!"

But now we know Gilbert had something much more conventional and much more optimistic in mind. The Barack Obama / Gilbert Arenas '08 co-presidential ticket has its sights set on the very halls of black power!

Show your support for the only campaign that promises to:

-Legislate the No Snub Left Behind Act.
-Promote universal health care.
-Pardon Chico DeBarge
-Pursue alternative energies incentives by providing bacon grease subsidies.
-Offer comprehensive immigration reform: illegal immigrants can fast-track their citizenship by defeating Homeland Security Czar DeShawn Stevenson in a 3-point shooting competition, an initiative that will be dubbed: "I Want To Feel The Face of Freedom."
-Redecorate the Oval Office as an exact replica of the Lt. Castillo office set from Miami Vice.
-Annex Wheaton Plaza. Crush the resistance movement by cutting off edible underpants supply to Spencer Gifts.


Can the McCain/McIlvaine ticket promise you all that?!

Vote for The Black Presidents!

Stuff that ballot box this November!
You know Gilbert will!

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