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Are Your Shirts Screenprinted?

Mothering Hut shirts use durable custom inks that are similar in quality to a heavy, slightly shiny screenprint.
Almost all of our shirts use a new technique called "PLOT" printing, which creates a high quality print that will often outlast the clothing. Like Abe Pollin!
Many of our shirts use deluxe metallic, glitter or felt inks.
One or two of our shirts use digital printing. After multiple washes, the digital print shirts will fade gracefully. Like Juwan Howard!

Check the individual shirt descriptions to find the printing techniques. For more on our printing techniques, check here

For our deluxe silver and gold ink shirts, the product images in the store do not reflect the true reflective quality.
The glitter inks are smooth to the touch, with tiny reflective specks blended into the ink.
The sparkle inks are smooth to the touch, but refract multi-color light much like a disco ball.

Below are photo swatches detailing our various deluxe inks to give a better idea of how they will look.


Metallic SIlver Ink


Metallic Gold Ink


Silver Sparkle Ink


Felt Ink




What Kind Of Shirts Do You Use?

We use name brand Fruit of Loom, American Apparel, Hanes, Jerzees... shirts.

Our "Lightweight" shirts are actually 5.6oz Fruit Of The Loom "Heavy" cotton t-shirts.
Our "Heavyweight" shirts are 6.1oz Fruit Of The Loom "Lofteez" cotton t-shirts.
Our American Apparel shirts are premium, all cotton jersey shirts. They have a more fitted cut.
For shirt sizing, check the size charts for individual shirts. We recommend taking your favorite fitting shirt, and measuring it against the size charts to determine the best available fit.


What Is A Mothering Hut?

One day in a Circuit City parking lot a man called Sam Lipsyte told us about a man called Heinrich from Newark who had a mothering hut for sale. The mothering hut is a reconditioning and pain-based redemption chamber where we discipline our interns at wizznutzz.com. You can customize the interior of a mothering hut to suit your particular fears and vulnerabilities. Ours is decorated with naked photos of Maury Chaykin, deer urine and more raw meat than the Muresan family outhouse!

Martin Heidegger is thought to have invented the mothering hut. He called his "Die Hutte". He went into it to grapple with the cruel theatre of existence. He was the original Bullets fan!!!


What About Bulk or Wholesale Orders??

If you just got out of prison and want to sell Mothering Hut Tees from a cart by the Ride On, email us. We can arrange bulk, custom, silk-screened orders at a massive discount!


Can I Steal Your Design??

After Jumaine Jackson lined his pockets off the patent to our antiseptic bacon dispenser, wizznutzz have powerful protections in place to crush you if you steal from us. All designs are copyrighted.


I have a Question About Shipping or Customer Service etc?

A company called spreadshirt takes care of this for us.
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How Do I Contact You??

If you have a question about your order, contact:

Spreadshirt
http://www.spreadshirt.com
E-Mail: info@spreadshirt.com


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wizznutzz@yahoo.com
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